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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 15:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

New Alzheimer’s blood tests make diagnosis easier — but they’re not right for everyone - San Francisco Chronicle

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Ending Parole for 500,000 Migrants Creates New Headaches for Employers - WSJ

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Has the time come for Ukraine to come to terms with Russia since the situation on the battlefield is clearly hopeless at this point?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

They put up a sign reading

One of Pop’s Hottest Stars Posted a Risqué Album Cover. All Hell Broke Loose. - Slate Magazine

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

So they tried

Then came..

Problematic porn use remains stable over time and is strongly linked to mental distress, study finds - PsyPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Trump said we don't need Canada's lumber. So a good incentive and subsidy to compete against the highly subsidized Canadian lumber industry for home construction is needed. What would Canadians do when they have no one to export their timber to?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

How can I be the smartest human on Earth?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

World’s most popular TikTok star Khaby Lame leaves the U.S. after being detained by ICE - ABC News