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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
So they tried
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
How can I be the smartest human on Earth?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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